All about me: The Insane Rantings of Nicholas C. Clark.

(note: yes I realize this probably should have been my very first journal entry, but the following was written down in a notebook and I just found it a few days ago)

“Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.”

Introduction

Yes, this is my notebook. Mine to do with whatever I please: write in, draw in, spit in, and plan my hostile takeover of the world in. Ok, ok, maybe not the second one. I don’t draw that well, so I’ll just take lots of pictures. If you’re reading this, and it’s typed-yeah for me! That means I finally got around to typing it on my computer. If you’re reading this and it’s handwritten—you must be either me or my girlfriend (Sabrina Shevitz) these are the only people allowed to read this in its pre-final form. And if you’re reading this Sabrina, MWAH! I love you. You are the best girlfriend in the entire world.
But what exactly is “this”? I’m not sure. I really enjoy writing (although the police didn’t find my bomb threat that enjoyable) and one day (04/02/02) I just got really bored and decided to create this “thing” I’m not sure what it will turn out to be just yet, so I guess if you want to know you have to keep reading.
A little about me: My name is…I’m not sure! I go by many names: One Foot, 5-fingered Nicky, Chef Nicolae, or just plain Nick. You can call me any of those you want. I told the government that and you know what they picked? Nicholas Christopher Clark. How unoriginal. That wasn’t even one of the choices. But you know how the government is, they just don’t care about you; Unless, of course, you owe them money. But even then, you don’t talk with them, oh no! You chat with their good buddy Satan. (Otherwise known as the IRS)
But enough about that–I mean, I could go on about the government, but who wants to read about really exciting government conspiracies? Ah, who knows? Maybe later I’ll write about a few of them. On to the original subject: so now you know my name. Don’t forget it, for one day it will be famous. At the time of writing this I am 18 years old. In two weeks, I’ll be 19. Pretty darn cool, huh? I go to a great college in Minneapolis, MN– North Central University. It’s a great Bible school, and for me wanting to become a pastor, that makes this place close to Heaven.
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Wow. I actually remember writing the above. Strange. It was written over a year ago. Back then my life was happy. Now it is anything but. I guess that was my first attempt at some kind of way cool journal. Too bad I stopped it, or maybe I would have some sort of idea what happened. Remember Sabrina, “the best girlfriend in the entire world”? Well, she and I got married. Now (08/30/03) we’re separated, to be divorced in Jan of 2004. I no longer go to college in Minneapolis. I had a heart attack end of the school year, my grades dropped, and they kicked me out. I ended up going to another AG school in PA—Valley Forge Christian College. I hated it there. The only good thing was my job—nope, no longer Chef Nicolae, now it was asst. dollar tree manager Nick. Of course, I said that was the good part. And it was; while it lasted. Then I got married, decided to take a year off of school. Wife convinced me to move back to Manassas. Now I work as an asst. manager of a blockbuster video. It is still the only good thing about my life now. I feel like I have no purpose. I feel like I am living someone else’s life. Like my life is really back at North Central, and I am dreaming all of this. But I know this is real. Pathetic, but real.
What a life that I have, huh? Now for the question of the day—do I try to just sum up my life, or do I journal it every day? Hmm…well, since I have transferred this writing into the livejournal, I guess there is little else I can do save write down my life for future generations of people to laugh at and mock me.

another 2am update

OK, so just in case everyone out there missed the memo on when I go to bed, I'll do yet another update at 2am. Um, at the moment, I just finished watching Suddenly Susan, and setting my VCR to record the 8-12 WB cartoons. Most of them are new, so it should be interesting. It was raining earlier, and now its stopped. I have all these prestreet movies, and no desire to watch them. Isn't that sad?? I'll probably end up listening to launchcast til i fall asleep again, LOL! anyway, my obsession with yu-gi-oh! cards… I still have it, unfortunately I do not have the funds required to buy all the cards. Sad. Hopefully one day I can continue to buy cards and increase my deck selection. I am still stuck on the direct damage(burner) deck theme. OK, so off I go. See you in a few hours for my cartoons.

my only day off wasted….

well, today was one of my only days off, and i wasted it doing nothing. Didn't go anywhere, didn't do anything. How sad. I need a life, and a really fun roommate. LOL! OK, see? I'm trying to update and theres nothing to say. I ordered pizza hut online–that was as fun as my day got. ok, so i'm going to watch a movie now. You all have fun.

so now for some quizes…

Duh. You are “But WHY's the rum gone?!”
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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“You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss”. Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.

What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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You are Lamentations.

Which book of the Bible are you?
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well well well

OK, so its about 2am. Why is it I am always up at this time?? Everyone knows I don't go to sleep til like, 5am. Sad. I need a life. Actually I need a funnier answering machine message, now that Breena has decided not to move back into the apartment come sept. 1. She thinks she'd be leading me on or something. Or well. More space for me….all for me…yup, lots of space. Space all for me to fill with all the stuff I have, like that cool spoon that got struck by lightning. Yup, so much wonderful space. Space space space….I need a life. And, I guess I now need a room mate…

one more update

one more update….jb is no longer getting married. I am no longer anyone best man… sad. But we all know I am still The best man!! lol!

so its been a really really long time

ok, so its been a really long time since i updated, and once you all read this you will be shocked.
1. michelle(at my work) was fired for theft. I am now number 2 in command!!
2.breena hates being married and she divorcing me(we’re separated now, officially divorced come mid jan)–hey, that means i’m kinda single, right??
3.I am working about 50 hours a week–i love my job, i just hope all this overtime transfers into a good raise.
4.i like watching the fairly oddparents now
5. i so need a life. and a girl. and some fun. and maybe some jack daniels…..
6.for more info you’ll have to wait til i update again