I'm probably playing right into her hands, but…

Ok, so I just emailed someone the following, and I’m posting it below partly cause I’m too lazy to re-type it all out, and partly cause well, I really don’t want to think about it or I’ll wanna go get mad drunk and sleep with hookers.(hey, wait a minute, maybe I do wanna think about it some more! LOL!)
At any rate, heres the email.

Wanna know what I just found out?
Breena has been cheating on me, the entire time. So she called me today when I was at work, and so I called her back, and ofcourse I was being funny(think immature) and just playing around with the phone, and we were talking and I asked who was there and she was like, no one. Then she was all like, I’m going to the movies tonight, so I have to leave and then go make dinner. Well, I pressed her about who she was going with, and she said no one, and ofcourse I didn’t believe her, cause I thought she was probably going with Paul(we all remember Paul, don’t we?)
Well, we(I say we alot because Levi was in the room with me, and also cause I like to think of myself as more than one person; 2 or 3 persons, chillin and having fun. You know, Me, myself, and I, LOL!) hung up and then I kept calling back to her voicemail, you know, playing round, leaving messages and whatnot.(in the voice of Handsome Rob, from Italian Job, only more sadistic. Is that the right word? I think not. Maybe nasty, or naughty, might be the right word, LOL!) Well, I call back again and guess who answers her phone? This guy named Paul, who everyone suspected of her cheating on me with. (he was even in the apartment alone with her with all the lights off save my bedroom back when her and I were not separated) So he was like, “I listened to the messages you left her” and I said, so? Lemme talk to breena, and he was like, no, and i said why not. Well, eventually I got pissed and hung up, then Levi called and said some funny little “paul is going to die messages(I say funny cause he was making nosies, laughing, and sounded like a little 2 year old who didn’t really know what he was talking about. then I called back and very nicely(I’m serious now) told her that him being there even proved that she was cheating on me.
At first, I didn’t really care, but thinking bout it more, we’re not even divorced yet.
Do you think I’m making a big deal about this? I mean, you think I’m mad/upset because I’m not seeing anyone right now, or because I know shes seeing the guy who, in all honestly, was probably the reason she left me? You all know me better than most, so I thought you might have some insight.
I think I’m just frustrated because, even though we all knew she was cheating on me, shes never really gone so far as to actually leave physical proof that he was with her alone. And now that she has her own apartment, She can do what she wants. You know, I didn’t really want to fall into the whole “Jealous ex husband role” Sad. I thought I was above that, dang it! I Need to try harder to be a better man! Actually, I should try harder and become a Ninja. I could name myself Naruto. Ofcourse, I’d have no creativity cause thats already been done, but I wouldn’t care, I’d have mad ninja skills, LOL!
I don’t know; don’t really expect a response from you, Just thanks for listening.(or at least reading the first 2 lines of this email and pretending that I didn’t write anymore)
Thanks for listening. I’ll probably post this on my livejournal, that way I don’t have to type it all out again.
bye for now.

ok, so thats it. Kinda like my update for the evening, at least til I watch the latest Episode of Naruto and see how way awesome it is! Corse, I always have Dark Angel to watch too. Choices, Choices, Choices.