My Inventions

I wish I could fall with style. Usually I just fall. I’d think my time spent in Elementary School tumbling would have helped me fall and be cool about it, but lets think about this–if I ever really fall, I am usually wearing ice skates–I gotta be careful I don’t cut off my leg or arm with those things. Speaking of which, I really need to learn how to ice skate/roller blade/roller skate. I think it’d be fun, and instead of walking places, I could roll on wheels. Oh oh! And what if, I make a giant roller skate, one that doesn’t go on your feet, but one you can sit on? and it could be powered by electricity, or gasoline or something. And maybe even put lights on it incase you want to sit in your giant roller skate at night. But I’d have to come up with a better name than “Giant Roller Skate.” Something shorter, more classy. Lets see here….”automobile”… Hmm, that’s a nice word. I think I’ll call it an “Automobile”