some quotes from my old friend Homer…

“And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive”

AND

“Trying is the first step towards failure”

The 'Homer' I speak about is of course Homer Simpson. I'm not a freak fan of the show, but I will admit some of the one-liners are funny.
Heres my results of a fun quiz I found.

You are an Enzyme! You are powerful, dark,
variable, and can change many things at your
whim…even when they're not supposed to be
changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
wonderful; it's your choice.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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