This work week sucks!

And to make it all worse, I'm sure Megan is really mad at me right now. Seeing as how I just called in; she did not sound happy on the phone.
I know we're very short of people, but I had no choice–I'm very very sick. The toilet and I have become best friends overnight. Please, everyone pray for me. I feel like I'm dying.
and it's taken me 30 minutes to write this.