a super super brief summary of my birthday

For my birthday tonight I went out to dinner with two very single, very attractive female friends. Dinner was great fun, however it turns out they were just the decoy–when the three of us got back to my apartment, the rest of my friends had gathered and thrown me a surprise birthday party. It even had a theme: the any party but a birthday party party. Lots of decorations that are not coming down any time soon.

You know, it's times like this when I'm depressed, getting sick, broke, and feeling unloved that I wonder why I haven't moved yet. And then my friends do something like this. And I remember why I stay.

And so, Pamela, Kristen, Connie, Laura, Jonathan, Matt, Abby, Carson, and Marcus(even though I don't know you that well) Thank you for making my birthday a special one!